These are the rules Britt gave me after she decided to let me sleep on her couch for two months. Some of them are understandable. But, let it be known: I don't go around farting.
1 – It's my room. Not "ours."
2 – You can't decorate or bring any of your décor.
3 – Clean the sink. Clorox wipes are underneath.
4 – No "Thriller" or other 80s posters in the house.
5 – You maybe can't sleep in my bed when I'm there.
6 – Keep the room clean. Make the bed. Tidy. Neat.
7 – No farting.
8 – You can bring pictures, but I might put them in different frames if I don't like yours.
9 – Give me a Polo.
10 – Kiss my ass.