Monday, August 20, 2007

The Hills...

Kick me while I'm down. The Hills makes me vom. Here's why this week.

1. Surprises. You cannot defend horrible decisions by calling them surprises. That's like saying, "Sorry, mom, I got drunk! It was a surprise! The DUI was the icing on the cake!" Bad idea.

2. Justin Bobby (Jeebs). I think he's real. That's the scariest part. And he's a hairdresser. Wait...have you seen HIS hair? By the way, the only way Justin Bobby could get better is if he introduced his sister Shannon Michelle to us. Also, "truth and time will tell." What does that mean? I don't get it.

3. Don't buy a wedding dress anytime soon. If you get engaged and your friends say, "Don't buy a wedding dress anytime soon." Something is wrong. Very wrong. I mean...

2 comments:

John Mark said...

"Are you pregnant?"~also a bad sign.

Kendal said...

Hey, it turns out we made the connecting bridge 3.5 inches too long, surprise! --The Box

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