If you missed my gift guide from last week, scroll down.
Who knew it was possible to find so many great and thoughtful gifts on the internetS? I'll be honest: I did. I don't remember the last Crimmas gift I purchased for someone in an actual store. If you can't buy it off the internetS, you don't need it. The same mantra rings true for Wal-Mart. If Wal-Mart doesn't have it, you don't need it. For real though.
There are some really great items out there, kids! Do you want an extra pat on the back this year for being so freaking thoughtful with your gift-giving?
If you answered 'yes' check out the following items...
|Germ Resistant Gloves|
For: The Fear Monger
Why: Because fear mongers are annoying.
Bonus: You get to watch someone wear gloves around while they think they are being "protected" from all germs. Entertainment for decades.
For: The Couch Potato
Why: Because sometimes, you really need to go to the grocery store, but can't imagine taking your sweatpants off to do it.
Bonus: Self-explanatory! They are SWEATPANTS that look like jeans!
For: The Meerkat Lover
Why: It's a known fact that meerkats and meerkat lovers are difficult to shop for, so why not?
Bonus: There are three meerkats on the sculpture.
|UV Disinfectant Wands|
For: Another Fear Monger
Why: If buy somebody gloves to "protect" them from germs, you might as well take it one step further and get them this wand that kills bacteria on food.
Bonus: Looks like a light saber.