Thursday, September 17, 2009

idle threats.

Oh, Twitter, you never cease to entertain me. You bring me face-to-face via 140 character messages with the likes of Paula Abdul, Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson's mother and all my favorite local television personalities. Twitter, you are pure entertainment and I'm beyond thankful that I have you in my life, because, like Facebook, you allow me to feel better about myself while mocking others. Twitter, if I go to hell because of this mocking, I'm quite confident you'll be there with me. You and Texts From Last Night.

Recently, as in yesterday, on Twitter I posted a "tweet" to a former celebrity A-lister's mother. The former A-lister: Lindsay Lohan. The former A-lister's mother: Dina Lohan. I follow Dina Lohan on Twitter for one simple reason: she makes crazy look like a lazy Sunday. I was first introduced to Dina, via E! Entertainment's own reality television show version of crack, Living Lohan. Fortunately, or unfortunately for some, Living Lohan only aired for one season. And what a shame for those of us addicts.

Initially, I didn't pay too much attention to her tweets...and then...she posted these...

sometimes i want to give up stop fighting but then i think of gahndi and when he said "he who not sinned cast the first line to fish" if i g
5:41 AM Apr 4th from web

if eveyrone who sinned can't fish then who would cast the line??? exactly NOONE!! because we all have made mistakes but we also need fish an
5:45 AM Apr 4th from web

bottom line if we don't have the fish then we all die if this doesn't make sense to you then you need Bible lessons, forgive the sinners cas
5:46 AM Apr 4th from web

if you dont have your Bible around then just do an ask jeeves search you will understand, no fish then we die, no sinners then no fish FORGI
5:49 AM Apr 4th from web

are Bible verses censored now lessons from the Lord??? at the very least can i not give wisdom to people about the need for fish and forgivn
5:51 AM Apr 4th from web

iT MIGHT BE A MUte point at this point but if tech support would at least not censor my blogs about our Lord and the Bible and be good peopl
6:29 AM Apr 4th from web

a Bible lesson once in a while to keep you GORUNDED and humble is not a bad thing and remember the fish, if everyone is perfect who will cas
3:30 PM Apr 4th from web

Those are straight from her Twitter, no making that stuff up. Clearly, you can see why I was intrigued. And when she posted this gem, I was hooked.


i am a HUMAN BEING

11 comments:

Morgan said...

let's talk about the most important part of this story. you got a direct message on twitter from Dina Lohan!!!!! that is at least an "F-list" celebrity?!!?

hootenannie said...

Oh sweet mercy. This is AMAZING. Laughing at work this morning!!!

Ashley said...

oh. my. good Lord... i am DYING laughing. I saw your tweet yesterday and was just praying she would respond... of course she did. she has no life. oh my gosh... i love you.

Chris and Lindsey Wheeler said...

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! That is AWESOME!!! Keep tweeting her. Let's see if you make the news!

emilydiane said...

This blog post as TOTALLY made my day. I am sitting at work in tears, because I knew when I saw your tweet yesterday that any decent Lohan wouldn't allow a 'hata' to bring them down.

Keep up the good fight LC.

Risa Holland said...

That is hysterical!!! Love it.

Annie said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Katharine said...

hahahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahaha!!!!!

this was well worth the 8 day wait.

Conner Cooper said...

LC you are my hero. LOLed all the way home.

It cracks me up that 1.) her tweets always end mid sentence/word. It's like she still hasn't figured out the whole 140 characters per tweet. 2.) she fricking sent YOU a direct message. 3.) the re-quote of Gahndi at the end of your post.

I don't believe it, but then again, I do completely...All of it because you can't make this stuff up.

Alexis Anderson said...

That is beyond fabulous.

Tell her to ASK JEEVES about succinate.

Erin said...

histerical.

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