Jaclyn Cleveland makes, not only America, but the world and specifically my life better. Jaclyn Cleveland makes me laugh. She introduced me to Taco C and the mall food court.
Jaclyn is a rarity. A fine example of who I want my children to be like someday. She has excellent hair and great teeth. Did I mention how great a dancer she is?
She is well-rounded. She can play video games and she was a cheerleader. She likes to sing country music and can do hip-hop choreographed dances.
Jaclyn Cleveland is good people. Jaclyn Cleveland is apple pie and Coca-Cola.