This is wonderful.
"Lawd, have mercy...she woke up feelin' like a black man?"
"With a bottle? Not just a shot..."
"Where else is a pedicure supposed to go? On your face?"
"She gonna fight all night long until the morning. Vampire. Crazy."
"I ain't got a care in the world. Course not. She don't care."
"Girl, how drunk is you? Mick Jagger...maybe you haven't seen him...that's who needs to be on the CURB, curb...kick HIM to the curb."
"Mick Jagger and Jack Daniels don't mix."