2. Work on my singing voice. I don't even technically know how to do that.
3. Stretch more. I think about it a lot.
4. Watch more reality tv. CHECK.
5. Adopt a highway. Researching.
6. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes. No one wants me to borrow their shoes.
Even more things I do not want to do: lose my cellphone, fall off a building-- more than once, get thrown from a moving vehicle, rename all the animals in the world (and write them down), shoot a goat, eat a live duck and/or walk to work on a semi-regular basis.