let's talk about it.

You know what? For years I've been oblivious to the fact that as a child and tween, I dressed terribly. And when I say terribly, I mean, recently I've seen homeless people dressed better. The guy rolling his electric scooter down the one-way street the wrong way at lunch the other day at least had on a suit.

I've also come to the conclusion that really, not much has changed. Less than a month ago I saw a homeless guy in downtown Dallas dressed identically to me. Identical twins, y'all.

Basically, the only thing I have going for me at this point is that I would never, ever match an Oakland A's hat with a two-piece Crimmas sweatsuit ensemble. I'd go for a Rangers hat or something.