Build Your Own KFC
For: The KFC Lover
Why: Because, typically you can only keep KFC one of two places: an actual KFC or your heart. Well, fret no more! You can now build a KFC in your own home to enjoy 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Boot Dazzles
For: The Fashionable Boot Lover
Why: Because, sometimes you buy a pair of boots and then, you think, "My boots are boring!" Not anymore! Not if you buy that someone special some boot dazzles! Dress 'em up, dress 'em down!
Foxy Sleeping T
For: The Foxiest Lady You Know
Why: Because, women always to feel foxy and want to know that you think they are foxy. What says just that better than this foxy sleeping T? Your lady is sure to look foxy as all-get-out donning it.
The Long Reach
For: The Laziest Person You Know
Why: Because, everybody poops. It's true! I had a book about it.
But, why? Because, some people are lazy. And now, those lazy people can be even more lazy with this toilet paper reacher! You reach, you wipe, you win!
But, why? Because, some people are lazy. And now, those lazy people can be even more lazy with this toilet paper reacher! You reach, you wipe, you win!
Squirrel Wall Mount
For: Everyone
Why: Because, traditional, functional decor never goes out of style and that's exactly what this is.