Tuesday, April 6, 2010

318 months stats.

Well, yesterday marked 318 months for this little lady! Not only am I walking and talking just as great as ever, but I'm eating solids and drinking alcohol! I couldn't be more happy with myself at 318 months and it's safe to say the joy I am bringing to people through my karaoke skills, dance performances and word-smithing is matchless.

Lauren Nicole Cowling at 318 months.
Size medium shirts, size 8.5 shoes.
Hair past shoulders and all of my own teeth.

I'm currently loving: falling asleep to Chelsea Lately on E!, reading books about real people, playing Words with Friends, watching any and all reality television available, pizza, wine and vodka cocktails. I'm also loving that's it's pool-time weather and wedding season! And lately, I just can't get enough of York Peppermint Patties!

I'm most excited about: Vampire Weekend concert this weekend, getting my hair cut, having a stove in my apartment in about a month, being able to do laundry at my leisure in about a month and pool-time weather!

My favorite words: shit, ass, asshole, bitches, cheers, no.

Thanks for checking in! I know I'm awesome and I know there's a lot more fun ahead of me in this life! I can't wait to watch myself grow!


Corby and Lauren said...

Best post ever. I think I just peed on myself a little!

Michelle said...

Happy 318 months! I'm so proud of you.

Erin said...

wait, are you making fun of me and your other mom friends?? ok, didn't think so.
LOVE it! Happy 318 months!

Morgan said...

you're about to show off your business in that yellow shirt there.

Jordan said...

This is why I love your blog LC!!!

Anonymous said...

thank you thank you - I just about had to pull out the 576 month Pampers!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could come to RisaCups shower in happy Dallas and I could meet my fictional friends, Lauren & Harper (and I guess H's mom too). Oh Lauren you make me laugh!

Bonnie Novak

RachB said...

I've probably never laughed so hard. This made my day

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