Because I have a plethora of male suitors hoping to serve as my 2011 version of a valentine, here are some ideas for those also hoping to woo me, on this day, Valentine's Day 2011.
WHAT? HIDDEN KITTY LITTER BOX
WHY? Because I'm tired of snuggling up with a potential joint-checking account holder and being able to visibly see the kitty litter box. With this gem of an item, we won't have to look at it any more!
WHAT? YUKATA COVER-UP ASIAN
WHY? Well, if it's not obvious, then I don't know what it is! It's sexy, fun AND multi-cultural. What better way for me to show how diverse I am than with an Asian-themed cover-up?!
WHY? I'm not quite married yet, so every now and then I get scared at night. What better way for my honey to show he cares than purchasing a fake surveillance camera to scare would-be danger away from me while I'm getting all my beauty sleep?
WHAT? JOINT-CHECKING ACCOUNT
WHY? When someone loves you they want you to be able to go to Target whenever you want and buy as much toilet paper as your under-the-sink cabinet can hold. You can't put a price on love, unless you're sharing your money with your love.
WHY? The best way to show someone you love them is to buy them a (cute) puppy, let them name it and then take that puppy home and take care of it yourself and never seek any responsibility from the other party, unless you're leaving town or something for more than 36 hours. Love is letting someone have a puppy without the restraints of actually having a puppy.
Love this!!! My favorite is the joint checking account...it's not as glamorous as one might think though...
wait. the asian robe is cute. that's not even funny. i want that.
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