Sometimes, I do things that I know I probably shouldn’t do. Some of these things are grey areas, some are just outright wrong. Am I a horrible person? You decide…
Recently, I've started taking Newsweek from of the hotel gym. I’m paying for the hotel… shouldn’t that cover it?
I regularly make not-so-friendly “hand gestures” to other cars when I’m driving. People are idiots.
I order expensive wine when I travel for work and can expense it. Just can’t resist it.
I enjoy a little bump n' grind at the slip inn now and again. What can I say?
Sometimes I eat my roommates’ chips or crackers without asking. Sorry roommies. Will you forgive me?
I prefer CNN over Fox news. I make no apologies.
I read the sex column in magazines. Is that a crime?
Ahhhh. Feels good to get that off my chest.
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