LilDaveShepBoy @GiantGoliath Bitch, please.
about 1000BC from TwitterBerry
DanielProphet @Shadrach @Meshach @Abedneago It’s getting hot in herre. RT @Nelly It’s getting hot in herre.
about 500BC from Web
JFK @RFK Duck!
About 1963 from Web
RFK @JFK You first!
About 1963 from TwitterBerry
TrickyDickNixon @JerryFord You’re on deck. Go get 'em.
About 1974 from Web
ChrisColumbus @SpainQueen Eureka!
About 1492 from TwitterBerry
1Adam @2Eve WTF?! Seriously?!
Shortly after dawn of creation from TwitterBerry
GWBush @USAmericans Done and Done. Hanging up banner to announce it.
About May 1,2003 from Web
Jesus316 @12FishersOfMen Seriously, it's this new concept: first equals last. Go with it.
About 28AD from TwitterBerry
HeavenlyFather @Moses10 I am that I am.
about 2000BC ago from Web
Moses10 @BlazinBush @HeavenlyFather Come again?
about 2000BC ago from Web
DoubtingThomas @BFFJohn Just not feelin it, I’m kind of iffy on the subject.
About 30AD from TwitterBerry
TheApostlePaul @AnyoneAndEveryone Please do not call me Saul. I won’t answer to it.
About 33AD from TwitterBerry
WJClinton42 @USAmericans What’s your definition of ‘sex’?
About March 29, 1997 from mobile web
HeavenlyFather @AnyoneAndEveryone You’re on thin ice.
Every single day from TwitterBerry
Ok, seriously, I'm rolling over here. You are crackin' me up! If you are making these up you are the funniest person on the planet.
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@kellyskrazykids
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