Dear Chelsie Hightower (of So You Think You Can Dance):
I am so sorry I did not vote enough last Wednesday night. Every fourth time I called, the line was busy. I thought you were safe. I gave up after 45 minutes of straight voting. I could've gone to bed later and voted more. I could've delayed brushing my teeth and got in another 30-40 votes. I could've threatened my friends lives if they didn't vote for you, but I didn't. I didn't do any of those things. I selfishly went to bed at 10pm. I prayed for your spot in the SYTYCD Finale, but it wasn't enough. It's my fault you aren't in the finals and I want to apologize formally: I am sorry I ruined your life.
Signed,
not a psycho crazy fan, just a regular one
dear chelsie.. i'm sorry i made lc make frumpy cake balls with me so her hands were occupied and didn't get to call the full 45 minutes she didn't vote. it is my domestic-self fault. you mamboed your way into all of our hearts. all i can leave you with is in the words of either lady gaga or faith hill "just dance..."
ReplyDeleteDear Chelsie,
ReplyDeleteI also would like to apologize. Unfortunately, I'm currently serving the Lord faithfully at a Christian Sports Camp where I can not watch your inspirational movements live nor use my phone to support them. If I had only known this would be the horrendous outcome, I would have cast my integrity to the wind and texted the night away. My eyes sparkle a little less tonight knowing they will never be brightened by your dancing again on SYTYCD. (Which is a ridiculously long acronym even for LC's standards)
Dutifully Apologetic,
jaclyn